A guide to enjoying your three day Labor Day weekend:
1. Throw a party Saturday night in honor of your ex-boyfriend's wedding the same day. Title party: "I'm Not Getting Married/I'm Not Having a Baby."
2. Register.
3. Invite close friends only.
4. Drink cosmopolitans and margheritas until 4:30 am (7am if you are Sarah).
5. Make champagne toasts such as: "To not having to pay a dollar to dance with me," "To bringing sexy back," or "Cheers to being single and fabulous."
6. Sleep from 4:30am-7am. Lie in bed with friends, giggling about the night before until 9am.
7. Head out for some bloody marys and food.
8. Pick up a case of Corona and Coors Light (for the boys) on the way home and start all over again at 11am.
9. Cure hangover by becoming drunk all over again. Repeat.
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