"Where's the salt...

Where's the god damn salt!" Jimmy Buffett time! Tour was announced and it kicks off April, 18th in Phoenix. Tickets go on sale March 6th, 10 a.m. Get the pirate ship gear ready (and perhaps the beer helmet Craig?). Think we can out do these guys?

Lori was arrested for...

So our friend Paul posted a fun bulletin on myspace the other day. Type in "[your name] was arrested for" into google and see what you were arrested for. Make sure you put it in quotation marks. I was arrested for allegedly helping a guerilla group! Funny (especially since it wouldn't be so far from the truth if it was "Lori was arrested for allegedly helping a GORILLA group!") Post your arrest responses if you please :)

Winter Olympics

Tribute to the 2006 Winter Olympics: This pic is from Bakoumba, Gabon in front of their "Olympic Stade." I just loved it. Unfortunately, I think this is the closest any Gabonese has gotten to competing in the Winter Olympics (though I hear a curling team is forming in Libreville).

Warning

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include:Anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.

Happy Birthday Jafias!

Happy 24th Birthday Jafias! (and yes it was yesterday but better late than never). Hoff it's a good one.

Oh, and please visit the following site. Craig, it's the Berlin wall story I was talking about. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_860540.html?menu=news.quirkies

Back to work I go. I'm very excited to be working a great position for the Arizona Animal Welfare League. Wish me all luck. And please click on the link below.
http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/?mid=3069446

That time of year again...

Yup, it's Phoenix Open time. Drinking, sunshine, and golf...such a great combination. For anyone who isn't familiar with the Phoenix Open, or now called the FBR Open, it's like Happy Gillmore times 10. Hey, we even ran into Kevin Nealon last year; Mr: "Doing the bull dance. Felling the flow. Working it. Working it" himself. The 16th hole, dubbed "the rowdiest hole in golf" is something to see for sure. Thought I would attach our picture taken last year. Who's coming?