We Have Exorsized the Demons!
So on a recent trip up to Sedona with Martine and cutie Dustin, we decided to go for a hike up Cathedral Rock on a freezing Arizona December day (okay, it was like 70 degrees and sunny). We got to the top and were going to hike up to this little area to sit, but found it occupied by a few people who seemed to be engaged in some type of healing ceremony. They were sitting there moving their arms in the air and I'm sure playing with crystals in some fashion I don't understand. So we went to the next little niche and hung out for a bit. Not two minutes later did we hear screaming that can only be described as the sound resulting from an exorcism. It sounded as if demons were leaping out of this ladies stomach. Martine said it sounded like somebody had ripped the heart out of her chest and held it in the air still beating. Whatever it was, I couldn't stop laughing. It was too stereotypical of Sedona to be too shocking. Sedona= land of crystals, vortices, healing ceremonies, alien freaks (yeh!), and the like. Needless to say we needed a beer after this experience. We went to the Oak Creek Brewery where Martine saw this sign right away and about lost it. A growler is the refillable beer jug that you take to the brewery and then take home. Well in England, a growler is a certain female body part. You can see why this sign would lead to a laugh. All in another unemployed day's work :) 
So on a recent trip up to Sedona with Martine and cutie Dustin, we decided to go for a hike up Cathedral Rock on a freezing Arizona December day (okay, it was like 70 degrees and sunny). We got to the top and were going to hike up to this little area to sit, but found it occupied by a few people who seemed to be engaged in some type of healing ceremony. They were sitting there moving their arms in the air and I'm sure playing with crystals in some fashion I don't understand. So we went to the next little niche and hung out for a bit. Not two minutes later did we hear screaming that can only be described as the sound resulting from an exorcism. It sounded as if demons were leaping out of this ladies stomach. Martine said it sounded like somebody had ripped the heart out of her chest and held it in the air still beating. Whatever it was, I couldn't stop laughing. It was too stereotypical of Sedona to be too shocking. Sedona= land of crystals, vortices, healing ceremonies, alien freaks (yeh!), and the like. Needless to say we needed a beer after this experience. We went to the Oak Creek Brewery where Martine saw this sign right away and about lost it. A growler is the refillable beer jug that you take to the brewery and then take home. Well in England, a growler is a certain female body part. You can see why this sign would lead to a laugh. All in another unemployed day's work :) 
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